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Santa: Duniya ki sabse painful delivery kis aurat ki hui?
Banta: Sunny Deol ki  maa ki
Santa: Woh Kaise?
Banta: Woh nikla gaddi le ke......

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Today's generation:
6 yr boy to 4 yr boy: Dude, I found a condom in the balcony.
4 yr boy: What's a balcony?

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UKG kid: Dad can v go 2 McDonalds 2day?
Dad: ya but only wen u spell McDonalds correctly
Kid thot 4 a moment and said: Forget it dad, lets go 2 'KFC'

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Dr - Tabiyat kaisi hai?
Mariz - pehle se zyada kharab hai
Dr - dawai khali thi kya?
Mariz - nahi dawai ki shishi toh bhari hui thi
Dr - I mean dawai le li thi?
M - Ji, aapne de di to maine le li
Dr - Bevkuf, dawai pi li thi?
M - Nahi, dawai toh lal thi
Dr - Haramzaade dawai ko pi lia tha kya?
M - Na sahab, peelia to mujhe tha