Jokes

Sardarni: You say I look old, but some of your friends praise me!
Sardar: Must be Joginder Singh
Sardarni: Yes, but how do you know?
Sardar: He is a scrap dealer!!!

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Banta: Yaar, twadi wife da naam ki hai?
Santa Google Kaur
Banta: Google Kaur??? O kyoon??
Santa: Sawaal ik puchho, jawaab 10 dendi hai!!!

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How will a foreigner say 'open the door' to his servant who understands only Hindi??
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He will say:

'There was a cold day' (as fast as possible!)

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What do disney world & viagra have in common?

Ans: They both make you wait an hour for a two minute ride!

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A man doing market research knocked on a door & was greeted by a young woman with 3 small children running around her feet.
He says: I am doing some research on vaseline.  Have you ever used the product?
She says: Yes, my husband & i use it all the time.
He says: And if you don't mind me asking, what do you use it for?
She: We use it for sex
The researcher was a little taken aback.
He: Usually people lie to me and say that they use it on a child's bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge.  But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty.  Since you have been frank so far, can you tell me exactly how you use it for sex?
She: I don't mind telling you at all... My husband and I put it on the door knob and it keeps the kids out...

And you thought it was gonna be a dirty joke!!!

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There is a limit for love & food!

If you cross that limit...

.... you will end up Vomitting!!!